Don't look a gift horse in the ass

So I get this email from my boss today advising the staff of the central office that he's spring for pizza for everyone for lunch. Which is nice. Now my boss is a pretty cool cat, and I dig working for him. And he's pretty generous, when he wants to be. Which isn't often when it comes to money or expenses. This is not to say that he's any miserly Scrooge, or tightfisted bastard, even though he IS an attorney. Au contrare, he'll spend the dough when it's merited. But he's a bit of a numbers guy, and he does expect some form of return on his investment, (Remember, he's an attorney).

But you see, the thing is, he's not even in the office today. He's SUPPOSED to be in another town across the state visiting his youngest (hot) duaghter with his wife and eldest (SUPER HOT, HOT, HOT) daughter. He's supposed to be enjoying some time away from the office and the stacks of work that he has, and bonding with his daughters who are in their 1st and 2nd year of colllege (dDid I mention how gorgeous these little birds are?). He is NOT supposed to be in front of a computer, sending out emails to his hard working staff about friggin' pizza lunches.

Now this man can literally move mountains. I've seen him do it myself. And he's certainly dedicated to his work, but come on dude, take a break. Enjoy the sunshine, and forget about us drones for a day or two.