Thursday, June 29, 2006

Victory is MINE!!! (at long last...)

As the ever so astute MissuzJ has observed, it's been a while since I posted last. Admittedly, I am not the most prolific underpantser. But this time, (as opposed to previous entries) I actually have real, honest to god, groundshattering (to me) news to relate. Sorry, no witty story or lame ass attempt to attain some sort of psuedo-intellectual insight here. Simply the news:

I have finally succeeded in my years-long siege to gain entry to the hallowed halls of Seminary!! As of last Friday, I was informed that someone, somewhere in the ivory towers of higher learning has deigned me worthy to enter unto their most holy sanctuary, so that I might drink deep from the well of knowledge. And long have I thirsted, friends and neighbors, and long have I labored in this endeavor Truly a triumph of tenacity this has been.

And yet, this glorious victory, like all conquests, is bittersweet and comes at a steep cost. In order to join the ranks of the newly annointed acolytes, I must depart this fair land of coffee and clouds, and journey far to the East, where swollen rivers rage with torrents of trash and kind, simple folk travel the concrete thoroughfares in horse driven carriages. I must yield my claims in the beautiful mountains of green for lands unseen. But the deepest cut most surely comes from the fact that I must say "Hail" and "Farewell" to my dear friends (who over these many years have truly become more Kin than Kith) and my sweet FC. But I remain confident, as I have in the past, that the bonds formed here in this glorious city of grungers, slackers, technocrats and hot Asian chicks will survive the strains that time and distance will impose.

And so, in less time than it takes for the Moon to pass through her phases, I shall sojourn to the next stage of my humble life's journey. I wonder what all awaits me around this next turn....

Suffice to say, I am giddy with anxious anticipation. And to all those fuckwads who didn't think I my application was "strong" enough: Go fuck yourselves!

Thursday, June 15, 2006

The Aye's have it.

Freudian Inventory Results
Oral (36%) you appear to be stubbornly and irrationally against receiving help even when it might be the more intelligent option.
Anal (36%) you appear to be overly lacking in self control and organization, and possibly have a compulsive need to defy authority. If you are too scatterbrained, you will not develop much as a person as you will habitually switch paths before you ever learn anything.
Phallic (10%) you appear to have negative issues regarding sexuality and/or have an uncertain sexual identity.
Latency (16%) you appear to be overly practical; don't undervalue abstract learning, abstract learning increases your ability to make good decisions (and predictions) in the real world so it would be 'impractical' to shun it.
Genital (53%) you appear to be somewhere between a progressive/openminded and regressive/closeminded outlook on life.
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You see what a little mouldy bread and a violent revolution will do to you?